Thursday, July 28, 2011

Synonymous with Bad Acting.... or ???

The new word for “sucking” should be…. January Jones.  INSERT YOUR OWN DOUBLE MEANING HERE ___________.

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

You Know You're A Thug When.....

Twitter Exclusive


#Uknowurathug when teenage girls lust after you.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Please Stop.....

Twitter Exclusive

#ladiespleasestop making bad choices, and maybe if you stop making those bad choices you wont become a bad choice yourself.

Monday, July 25, 2011

Raven-Symone's Weight Loss

TWITTER EXCLUSIVE

#RandomThought, wow Raven-Symone lost a lot of weight… now finally she might stop being cast as a teenage girl (isn’t she 30 or something already?)

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Nothing to Say Here....

We have nothing better to post today, try again tomorrow.

Saturday, July 23, 2011

We are in a Recession??? Really???

Ok, lets be real.  We are in a recession but most of you are so broke that you didn’t even notice the difference.

Friday, July 22, 2011

Wasting Gas

You know it’s a recession when wasting gas means you are “balling out of control“.

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Next Time Someone Wants you to Join Their Mailing List

No I don’t want to join your mailing list, I have an unfinished bottle of Snake Oil at home.


Wednesday, July 20, 2011

About Nice Guys


Nice guys don’t finish last… losers do!  It’s a shame that most losers end up actually being nice guys.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Opinions are Like......

I don’t want to hear your opinion, because opinion’s are like butt holes… and if I wanted to hear from a butt hole I would fart!


Monday, July 18, 2011

We Feel The Same Way......

FOLLOW UP TO THE FOLLOW UP.  Have you ever got into a debate with an overbearing opinionated person only to turn on MSNBC, FOX News, some CNN talk show OR even The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and hear someone else say… ok ok ok, you know where we are going with this.


Sunday, July 17, 2011

Where Did You Get That Joke??

FOLLOW UP TO THE LAST POST.  Have you ever read a message on someone’s face book status and went… “wow that’s funny” or “lol, that is sooo true” only to find out that they stole it from our blog first and just posted it on their own status as if it was their own?

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Where Have I Heard That Before??

Have you ever read a message on someone’s Facebook status and went… “wow, that is really deep” or “that makes a lot of sense” only to turn on the radio and hear that same thing in a song lyric?? 


Friday, July 15, 2011

Strangers on Facebook

Lets be real… you don’t know all those damn people on your friends list.


Thursday, July 14, 2011

Is Myspace still Alive?

Myspace… the abandoned amusement park of social networking sites.

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

How Cheating Spouses Get Caught!

Facebook… making it easier and easier for your spouse to catch you cheating.

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Facebook vs. Twitter

To all the people on Facebook that say they prefer this site over twitter because “the people on twitter aren’t talking about anything”, um… well…have you seen your Facebook newsfeed lately??

Monday, July 11, 2011

To all the Haters of the Haters

To all the people that make posts about “people hating on them” or start off posts with the sentence “to all my haters….”, come on… be real with yourself, nobody hates you that much… they just aren’t paying you any attention, and addressing your so called “haters” on your Facebook status wont grab it either.

Sunday, July 10, 2011

God spoke to me and said......

Being religious isn’t an excuse to stop thinking critically or have the lack of ambition to explore the unknown world that is around you.

Friday, July 8, 2011

Scratch that last post......

Forget a “dislike” button, what they really need is a “what the hell is this person talking about???” button.